i found myself on omegle
like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…
no one man should have all that power
My first commission for DearMissDuckling ♥
"hey man can i borrow your phone"
"ｙｅｓ, ｍｏｒｔａｌ. ｙｏｕ ｍａｙ ｂｏｒｒｏｗ ｍｙ Ｂ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｐ Ｈ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ."
Smash Bros. can be frustrating sometimes ⊟
I don’t know the full story behind these pics, as I’ve seen them posted on Japanese blogs and tweets a bunch of times separately (shout-outs to Matty for the RT). If you find yourself angry over a Smash Bros. match, please don’t take it out on your cartridge and/or 3DS. Do what I do and just find a Waluigi pillow to punch in the face dozens of time. It’ll make you feel better.